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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...
#Love
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket
#Happiness
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....
#Humor
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
#Funny
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#Money
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...
#Government
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...
#Advice
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#Funny
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
#Funny
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
#Funny
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...
#Robert Orben
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...
#Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...
#Robert Orben
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
#Robert Orben
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
#Robert Orben
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...
#Inflation
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...
#Robert Orben
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...
#Computers
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
#Robert Orben
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