Quotes by Robert Orben

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

#Funny

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

#Funny

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

#Advice, #Funny

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

#Funny, #Happiness

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

#Government

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

#Funny, #Money

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

#Humor

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

#Happiness

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

#Love

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

#Robert Orben

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

#Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

#Robert Orben