There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Quote by Robert Orben

Topics: Ecology Quotes, Pollution Quotes

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it...

There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it...