Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?
Quote by Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley Quotes
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...
Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does
Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.
From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...
It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...
Only the sinner has a right to preach
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...
Act like you expect to get into the end zone.
All students can learn.
If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.