Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?

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In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

All students can learn.

All students can learn.