If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

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There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.