The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.
Quote by Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley Quotes
When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...
Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Only the sinner has a right to preach
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...
Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...
There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...
All students can learn.
New York, the nation's thyroid gland.
Only the sinner has the right to preach.
I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...
We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...
From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.