Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be…

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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...