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The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...