Only the sinner has the right to preach.

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A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

Whenever I feel like I'm getting weak in atheism, I read the hate comments by...

Whenever I feel like I'm getting weak in atheism, I read the hate comments by...

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds...

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds...