We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

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Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

I'm so happy to be able to give kids the opportunity to learn about amazing...

I'm so happy to be able to give kids the opportunity to learn about amazing...

Growing up, I was the plain one. I had no style. I was the tough...

Growing up, I was the plain one. I had no style. I was the tough...

When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life...

When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life...

The actual growth in a person's life is the rise in his wisdom and not...

The actual growth in a person's life is the rise in his wisdom and not...

Be ready when opportunity comes...Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.

Be ready when opportunity comes...Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.