We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

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Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Search for the truth is the noblest occupation of man; its publication is a duty.

Search for the truth is the noblest occupation of man; its publication is a duty.

The only way to speak the truth is to speak lovingly.

The only way to speak the truth is to speak lovingly.