We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

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There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life...

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life...

Life has so many great options but you don't have to pick what seems to...

Life has so many great options but you don't have to pick what seems to...