New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, New York Quotes

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense...

Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense...

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

It is in literature that the concrete outlook of humanity receives its expression

It is in literature that the concrete outlook of humanity receives its expression