New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, New York Quotes

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...