Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.

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He who profits by a crime commits it

He who profits by a crime commits it

The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be...

The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be...

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be...

The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be...

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Fear follows crime, and is its punishment

Fear follows crime, and is its punishment

We are easily shocked by crimes which appear at once in their full magnitude, but...

We are easily shocked by crimes which appear at once in their full magnitude, but...

The punishment of criminals should be of use; when a man is hanged he is...

The punishment of criminals should be of use; when a man is hanged he is...

Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.

Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.

If you share your friend's crime, you make it your own

If you share your friend's crime, you make it your own

To violate the law is the same crime in the emperor as in the subject

To violate the law is the same crime in the emperor as in the subject

If criminals wanted to grind justice to a halt, they could do it by banding...

If criminals wanted to grind justice to a halt, they could do it by banding...

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicides a crime.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicides a crime.

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.

What is neither a crime nor a sin is what you should get busy doing.

What is neither a crime nor a sin is what you should get busy doing.

They sent me to the pen for five years for a crime that was never...

They sent me to the pen for five years for a crime that was never...

Everybody should want to make sure that we have the cyber tools necessary to investigate...

Everybody should want to make sure that we have the cyber tools necessary to investigate...

Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and...

Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and...

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this...

Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...