Let's have some new cliches.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

God makes stars. I just produce them.

God makes stars. I just produce them.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Ill give you a definite maybe.

Ill give you a definite maybe.

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do...

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do...

The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is...

The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is...

It is one of the paradoxes of American literature that our writers are forever looking...

It is one of the paradoxes of American literature that our writers are forever looking...