Let's have some new cliches.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that...

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that...

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

God makes stars. I just produce them.

God makes stars. I just produce them.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.