Let's have some new cliches.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.