Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.
It Is What It Is Quotes
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...
Funeral by funeral, theory advances
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism
Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the...
It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness...
True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not...
He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral
You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's...
It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral
The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of...
A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor
Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still...
Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke,...
Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.
Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three...