We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.

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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall...

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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

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President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage...

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No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him...

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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were...

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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you...

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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The...

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Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have...

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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has...

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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show...

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham...

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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete...

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.