Quotes by Chris Rock

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

#Government

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

#Funny, #People

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

#Funny, #Movies

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

#Men And Women

A man is only as faithful as his options

#Faith, #Men

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

#Money

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

#Famous

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

#Stupidity

Ja Rule is not Tupac

#Music

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

#Chris Rock

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

#Chris Rock

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

#Chris Rock