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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...
#Men And Women
Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...
#Funny
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#Movies
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...
#Funny
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#People
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
#Government
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...
#Chris Rock
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...
#Chris Rock
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
#Chris Rock
Ja Rule is not Tupac
#Music
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...
#Stupidity
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...
#Famous
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...
#Money
A man is only as faithful as his options
#Faith
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#Men
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
#Chris Rock
A man is only as faithful as his options.
#Chris Rock
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
#Chris Rock
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...
#Chris Rock
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...
#Chris Rock
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...
#Chris Rock
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