Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Quote by Samuel Goldwyn
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up...
I can give you a definite perhaps.
If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
You've got to take the bitter with the sour.
Include me out.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.
Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.
I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.
Well, this slum cost a lot of money. It should look better than an ordinary...
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.