Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

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George Bush hates midgets.

George Bush hates midgets.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Ja Rule is not Tupac

Ja Rule is not Tupac

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

A man is only as faithful as his options.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

A man is only as faithful as his options

A man is only as faithful as his options

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

I find myself alone in this world and I'm very sad. Everyone has abandoned me...

I find myself alone in this world and I'm very sad. Everyone has abandoned me...

I love being alone, I hate being lonely.

I love being alone, I hate being lonely.

I don't like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

I don't like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

Standing in the burning desert of life with the bare foot to stand. where the...

Standing in the burning desert of life with the bare foot to stand. where the...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I have ever since (his wife's death) seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a...

I have ever since (his wife's death) seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a...

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.