There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and…

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Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

George Bush hates midgets.

George Bush hates midgets.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Ja Rule is not Tupac

Ja Rule is not Tupac

As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.

As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.

There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never...

There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never...

The trumpet does no more stun you by its loudness, than a whisper teases you...

The trumpet does no more stun you by its loudness, than a whisper teases you...