We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Every young man would do well to remember that all successful business stands on the...
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business.