Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...