Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Quote by Will Rogers

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If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.