There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Common Sense Quotes, Intelligence Quotes

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...