There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Common Sense Quotes, Intelligence Quotes

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Our earnest prayer is that God will graciously vouchsafe prosperity, happiness, and peace to all...

Our earnest prayer is that God will graciously vouchsafe prosperity, happiness, and peace to all...

If in doubt, worry or despair connect with the God light within you, the only...

If in doubt, worry or despair connect with the God light within you, the only...

God is the perfect poet.

God is the perfect poet.