There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Common Sense Quotes, Intelligence Quotes

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Ignorance is stubborn and prejudice is hard

Ignorance is stubborn and prejudice is hard

'How do you know so much about everything?' was asked of a very wise and...

'How do you know so much about everything?' was asked of a very wise and...