There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking
Quote by Will Rogers
Common Sense Quotes
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...
Politics is applesauce.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...
A fool and his money are soon elected.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...