There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Common Sense Quotes, Intelligence Quotes

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

What do promises and hearts have in common? They're meant to be kept but always...

What do promises and hearts have in common? They're meant to be kept but always...

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises that one...

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises that one...