There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Common Sense Quotes, Intelligence Quotes

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...