If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Quote by Will Rogers

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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

William Thacker: 'I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever...

William Thacker: 'I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever...

The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an...

The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an...