If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.