If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Quote by Will Rogers

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If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.