If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Quote by Will Rogers

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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.