Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

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It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo

It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they...

I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...

I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank...

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus!...

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle...

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!

Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.