The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to…

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I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must...

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his...

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.