I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me...

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I...

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper...

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.