If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

Quote by Paul Lynde

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If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst...

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I...

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...