The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

It's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny.

It's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny.

Choose an author as you choose a friend.

Choose an author as you choose a friend.

Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called, the...

Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called, the...