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Quote by Doug Larson
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.