Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.