Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.
It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
A best friend won't agree with you to make you happy. If anything, they'll say...
The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man...