A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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Doug Larson Quotes
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.
I always thought I should be treated like a star.
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you...
No people in history have ever survived who thought they could protect their freedom by...