If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.