An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness...

Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness...

As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always...

As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always...