The only risk of failure is promotion.

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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.

Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.

There's just a slight difference in the spelling between Hard working and Hardly working but...

There's just a slight difference in the spelling between Hard working and Hardly working but...

I've had enough success for two lifetimes, my success is talent put together with hard...

I've had enough success for two lifetimes, my success is talent put together with hard...