The only risk of failure is promotion.

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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Being ready isn't enough; you have to be prepared for a promotion or any other...

Being ready isn't enough; you have to be prepared for a promotion or any other...

Without promotion something terrible happens... Nothing!

Without promotion something terrible happens... Nothing!