Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

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If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own...

Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own...