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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by...

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been...

May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been...