If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Quote by Scott Adams

Topics: Scott Adams Quotes

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

We demand that big business give people a square deal; in return we must insist...

We demand that big business give people a square deal; in return we must insist...