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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

It's pretty clear that [customers] know what their budgets are now, and what they want...

It's pretty clear that [customers] know what their budgets are now, and what they want...

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of...

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of...