The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

Quote by Larry David

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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to...

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to...

Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the...

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the...

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about...

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally...

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally...

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that...

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that...

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't...

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't...