Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

Quote by Larry David

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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

You write about what you know.

You write about what you know.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man...

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man...

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that...

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to...

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to...

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That...

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That...

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one...

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one...