Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers?

Topics: Complicated Relationship Quotes, Facebook Quotes

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

My relationship with my boyfriend is complicated and sometimes I dont even understand it. One...

My relationship with my boyfriend is complicated and sometimes I dont even understand it. One...

Love is a maze, life is a riddle, and I'm just a little bit caught...

Love is a maze, life is a riddle, and I'm just a little bit caught...

I hate being single but not ready for a relationship...

I hate being single but not ready for a relationship...

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.

Being faithful is da easy part, staying interested is the issue.

Being faithful is da easy part, staying interested is the issue.

Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When...

Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When...

Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security...

Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security...

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life;...

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life;...

Reason and love are sworn enemies.

Reason and love are sworn enemies.

Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion....

Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion....

Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New guy, old lines. Old guy, new...

Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New guy, old lines. Old guy, new...

The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.

The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.

Don't rush into any kind of relationship.

Don't rush into any kind of relationship.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your...

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your...

A man with a so-called character is often a simple piece of mechanism; he has...

A man with a so-called character is often a simple piece of mechanism; he has...

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.