Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Take every gain without showing remorse about missed profits, because an eel may escape sooner...

Take every gain without showing remorse about missed profits, because an eel may escape sooner...

Biggest profits mean gravest risks.

Biggest profits mean gravest risks.