Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

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A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove...

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove...

Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it...

Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it...