Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

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Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Be not afraid of their faces: for I am with thee to deliver thee, saith...

Be not afraid of their faces: for I am with thee to deliver thee, saith...

I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your...

I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your...

The best ammunition against lies is the truth, there is no ammunition against gossip. It...

The best ammunition against lies is the truth, there is no ammunition against gossip. It...