When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Quote by Andy Rooney

Topics: Andy Rooney Quotes

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in...

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in...

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.