The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.