Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Quote by Henry Youngman

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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds...

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no...

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my...

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I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock.

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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I...

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I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I...

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

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How could a man ever trust in a woman's judgment when he knows she chose...

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Secrets are made to be found out with time.

Secrets are made to be found out with time.