I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at…

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I entirely agree with you about the obscurity of Mrs Browning's line about the stars....

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You should always be well and bright, for so you do your best work; and...

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I must not say what I truly think, or you will tell me I flatter...

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which...

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Fancy your having no sunshine in London yesterday! Here it was glorious, like full summer,...

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Such lovely warmth of thought and delicacy of colour are beyond all praise, and equally...