Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Quote by Henry Youngman

Topics: Affection Quotes, Houses Quotes, Love Quotes, Meaning Quotes, Men And Women Quotes, Tenderness Quotes

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