Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Quote by Henry Youngman
Topics:
Affection Quotes
,
Houses Quotes
,
Love Quotes
,
Meaning Quotes
,
Men And Women Quotes
,
Tenderness Quotes
Related Quotes
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to...
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no...
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the...
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds...
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I...
The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.
We should pay as much reverence to youth as we should to age; there are...
Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.