Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.
It Is What It Is Quotes
Keeping It Real Quotes
Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.
Love is a serious mental disease.
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.
Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...
Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...
That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...
That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.
Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...
We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.
The awkward moment when your friend crops you out of a photo.
In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...
Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.
My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...
Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of...
This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.
You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.
Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.
The fact that there are so many toys in this world but still a lot...