Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Quote by Gracie Allen

Topics: Funny Quotes, Teacher Quotes

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and...

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and...

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16...

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is...

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.