Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Quote by Gracie Allen

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When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16...

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16...

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and...

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and...

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is...

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.

Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies.

Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew.

What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to...

Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to...

I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained...

I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained...

I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.

I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.