When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Quote by Gracie Allen

Topics: Birth Quotes, Funny Quotes

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This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is...

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.