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Quote by Dave Chappelle

Topics: Dave Chappelle Quotes

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

I'm Rick James, bitch.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Im rich bitch!

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!